{"id":9797,"date":"2025-08-19T15:00:34","date_gmt":"2025-08-19T15:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.mcdada.co.uk\/?page_id=9797"},"modified":"2025-08-29T14:21:47","modified_gmt":"2025-08-29T14:21:47","slug":"tf03","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.mcdada.co.uk\/index.php\/tf03\/","title":{"rendered":"TF03"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-28f84493 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"723\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.mcdada.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/greggs-723x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9926\" style=\"width:402px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.mcdada.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/greggs-723x1024.jpg 723w, https:\/\/www.mcdada.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/greggs-212x300.jpg 212w, https:\/\/www.mcdada.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/greggs-768x1088.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.mcdada.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/greggs-600x850.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.mcdada.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/greggs.jpg 1014w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 723px) 100vw, 723px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"has-superbfont-medium-font-size\"><strong>EGGS<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>By Bob Lipsync<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>FUNTIME<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-custom-1-font-size\">A Greggs\u2019 sausage roll was discarded by the roadside and through a<br>freak accident during a storm, the snapped electrical cables from a lattice steel pylon zapped the defunct meat parcel into a sentient being.<br>After it crawled through the forest it arrived at a farm owned by a young couple, both were dyslexic environmental activists. They rear it back to health teaching it how to write badly and schooling it in the etiquette of everyday life.<br>Eggs as they called it, was happy, and life was good but the young couple had a sinister agenda and imprisoned it alongside many other discarded pastry meat products that they had rescued &#8211; finding itself in a occult bakery freak show.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-custom-1-font-size\"><em>\u201cA terrifying tale. Pastry folk horror at its best! The twist is that it was<br>actually a vegetarian sausage roll all along\u2026 Oh have I spoilt the ending?.\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-custom-1-font-size\">Ingrid Cooper Foodie &amp; Smoothie Monthly<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-custom-1-font-size\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-custom-1-font-size\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-wingdings-3-font-family has-superbfont-medium-font-size\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mcdada.co.uk\/index.php\/tf02\/\" data-type=\"page\" data-id=\"9790\">v<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mcdada.co.uk\/index.php\/tf04\/\" data-type=\"link\" data-id=\"www.mcdada.co.uk\/index.php\/tf04\/\">w<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>EGGS By Bob Lipsync FUNTIME A Greggs\u2019 sausage roll was discarded by the roadside and through afreak accident during a storm, the snapped electrical cables from a lattice steel pylon zapped the defunct meat parcel into a sentient being.After it crawled through the forest it arrived at a farm owned by a young couple, both [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-9797","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mcdada.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9797","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mcdada.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mcdada.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mcdada.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mcdada.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9797"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/www.mcdada.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9797\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10049,"href":"https:\/\/www.mcdada.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/9797\/revisions\/10049"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mcdada.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9797"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}