{"id":10011,"date":"2025-08-28T15:34:04","date_gmt":"2025-08-28T15:34:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.mcdada.co.uk\/?page_id=10011"},"modified":"2025-08-29T14:46:36","modified_gmt":"2025-08-29T14:46:36","slug":"tf07","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.mcdada.co.uk\/index.php\/tf07\/","title":{"rendered":"TF07"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-28f84493 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"666\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.mcdada.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-19-at-15.24.26-666x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-9777\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.mcdada.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-19-at-15.24.26-666x1024.png 666w, https:\/\/www.mcdada.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-19-at-15.24.26-195x300.png 195w, https:\/\/www.mcdada.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-19-at-15.24.26-600x923.png 600w, https:\/\/www.mcdada.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Screenshot-2025-08-19-at-15.24.26.png 688w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 666px) 100vw, 666px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"has-superbfont-medium-font-size\"><strong><strong>GANNETTING<\/strong><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>By Cecil Dobson<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>MURKY INDEPENDENT PRESS<br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-custom-1-font-size\">A family of four discover a dead seagull, the Father takes a penknife and<br>inserts it into its neck and invites his family to taste the blood, leading<br>them into vampirism.<br>They purchase air guns so they can shoot down their prey.<br>Eventually, their obsession leads them to crave human blood and the<br>older sister has the bright idea of joining the local Jehovah\u2019s Witness<br>community where they systematically wipe out all the parishioners.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-custom-1-font-size\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-custom-1-font-size\"><em>&#8220;<em>A sand dancers guide to vampirism.\u201d<\/em><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-custom-1-font-size\">Tufty Leftfield,<em> <em>South Shields Courier.<\/em><\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-wingdings-3-font-family has-superbfont-medium-font-size\"><strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.mcdada.co.uk\/index.php\/tf06\/\">v<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.mcdada.co.uk\/index.php\/tf08\/\">w<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>GANNETTING By Cecil Dobson MURKY INDEPENDENT PRESS A family of four discover a dead seagull, the Father takes a penknife andinserts it into its neck and invites his family to taste the blood, leadingthem into vampirism.They purchase air guns so they can shoot down their prey.Eventually, their obsession leads them to crave human blood and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-10011","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mcdada.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/10011","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mcdada.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mcdada.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mcdada.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mcdada.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10011"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.mcdada.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/10011\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10096,"href":"https:\/\/www.mcdada.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/10011\/revisions\/10096"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mcdada.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10011"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}