EGGS
By Bob Lipsync
FUNTIME
A Greggs’ sausage roll was discarded by the roadside and through a
freak accident during a storm, the snapped electrical cables from a lattice steel pylon zapped the defunct meat parcel into a sentient being.
After it crawled through the forest it arrived at a farm owned by a young couple, both were dyslexic environmental activists. They rear it back to health teaching it how to write badly and schooling it in the etiquette of everyday life.
Eggs as they called it, was happy, and life was good but the young couple had a sinister agenda and imprisoned it alongside many other discarded pastry meat products that they had rescued – finding itself in a occult bakery freak show.
“A terrifying tale. Pastry folk horror at its best! The twist is that it was
actually a vegetarian sausage roll all along… Oh have I spoilt the ending?.”
Ingrid Cooper Foodie & Smoothie Monthly