GANNETTING
By Cecil Dobson
MURKY INDEPENDENT PRESS
A family of four discover a dead seagull, the Father takes a penknife and
inserts it into its neck and invites his family to taste the blood, leading
them into vampirism.
They purchase air guns so they can shoot down their prey.
Eventually, their obsession leads them to crave human blood and the
older sister has the bright idea of joining the local Jehovah’s Witness
community where they systematically wipe out all the parishioners.
“A sand dancers guide to vampirism.”
Tufty Leftfield, South Shields Courier.